SO WE WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND WE STOPPED AT STARBUCKS ON OUR WAY HOME AND I ORDERED AND THEY ASKED ME MY NAME AND I SAID “LORD VOLDEMORT” AND ONCE IT WAS READY
I SHIT YOU NOT
THE LADY SAID
“TALL VANILLA FRAPPUCINO FOR THE DARK LORD”
someone put this on a t-shirt
Writers are forgetful,
but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.
Writers are forgetful
the important things.
Oh, my heart is melting.
|American:||I want to live in the UK.|
|Asian:||I want to live in the UK.|
|Indian:||I want to live in the UK.|
|African:||I want to live in the UK.|
|Hispanic:||I want to live in the UK.|
|Canadian:||I want to live in the UK.|
|Filipino:||I want to live in the UK.|
|French:||I want to live in the UK.|
|Brazilian:||I want to live in the UK.|
|Irish:||feckin' English bastards|
Get your facts straight, CNN.
If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.
friendly reminder that when they were making armor for the monsters in the LOTR movies colbert came on set and gave tips to improve and make them more accurate